I think our neighborhood cats like us.
And by like us, I mean, hate us because they keep leaving gross bugs on our doorstep. They’ve been leaving all sorts of insects, but last week their pièce de résistance was a Weta. I don’t find this adorable at all. It’s so gross. SO. GROSS. Here’s a video of what a weta looks like. Did I mention the gross?
Why can’t the stupid cats that pee all over the backyard go and kill the Tui birds poaching my tomatoes?